What Men Talk About When They're Alone

[15:10] XXX the XXXXX: holy shit, i am having a productive fucking day
[15:10] XXX the XXXXX: i hate it
[15:10] adamheathavitable: nice job
[15:10] XXX the XXXXX: eat shit
[15:10] adamheathavitable: i'm having a shitty sales week
[15:10] XXX the XXXXX: hahaha
[15:10] XXX the XXXXX: we thoght of shit together
[15:10] adamheathavitable: haha
[15:10] XXX the XXXXX: spaeking of
[15:11] XXX the XXXXX: i had a hot and spicy poop today
[15:11] adamheathavitable: ew
[15:11] XXX the XXXXX: the little slime that remained on my anus, it was freaking uncomfortable.
[15:11] XXX the XXXXX: there comes in the cottenell bathroom tissues....
[15:11] XXX the XXXXX: the wet wipe kind
[15:11] XXX the XXXXX: awesome
[15:11] adamheathavitable: did you eat it again?
[15:12] XXX the XXXXX: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU I TOLD YOU TO NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN OR ID KILL YOU!
[15:12] XXX the XXXXX: hahahhahaha
[15:12] adamheathavitable: sorry - I couldn't help it
[15:13] XXX the XXXXX: sokay, just sleep with one eye open
[15:13] adamheathavitable: :)
[15:13] XXX the XXXXX: imma put a spider in your ear like the wrath of khan
[15:13] XXX the XXXXX: or maybe in your open snoring mouth
[15:13] XXX the XXXXX: its gonna be a hairy ass, physically active, fit motherfucker
[15:13] XXX the XXXXX: and big
[15:13] XXX the XXXXX: real big
[15:13] adamheathavitable: i'll put it in my will to use my estate to pay for a national tv ad that has your picture and says "Matt Ate Poop!"
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: bc i know you like spiders
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: ill sue your estate for slander...
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: bc its NOT FUCKING TRUE YOU BASTARD!
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: i have to go and not get towed
[15:14] adamheathavitable: that's okay, the damage will be done. No girl in the world will ever talk to you again
[15:14] adamheathavitable: ok
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: eat it
[15:14] adamheathavitable: bye
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: oh yeah, you know what types woudl,
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: the freaky types
[15:14] adamheathavitable: Germans
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: and im going to liek that
[15:14] adamheathavitable: Scat-tastic!
[15:14] XXX the XXXXX: or shiZa essen germans
[15:15] XXX the XXXXX: yes