HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

It's the Incredible Hulk's blog. Hilarious! Some of my favorite entries are pasted below:

Thursday, February 24, 2005
HULK HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU ALL AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT HULK HAS TO SAY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.

Do not play stupid game "Connect Four" with puny Mister Fantastic if you want to not play with a stupid cheater which is what REED RICHARDS ALSO KNOWN AS MISTER FANTASTIC IS.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005
WHY DOES HULK
KEEP GETTING
MAIL FOR PUNY
BRUCE BANNER?!?!?


Wednesday, October 17, 2001
Hulk have to make note.

Hulk not eat corn, broccoli, beans, and drink milk before going to Avengers meetings. Ant Man had to open window. Oops!

Wednesday, October 10, 2001
HULK HAD WHOLE BOWL OF SUPER FROSTED SUGAR CRISPS.

HULK HAVE EXTRA ENERGY NOW TO FIGHT BAD MEN!

RAAAAAAR!!

Saturday, May 10, 2003
Hulk discovered something scientific.

Hulk discovered that if Hulk falls off Empire State Building while waving arms vigorously and shouting "SEE, SPIDER-MAN, HULK CAN TOO FLY!!," Hulk's tush hurts for about a week. Hulk can't violate laws of psychics or something.


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