Transformers: More than meets the eye

The Saint Andrews Face Morpher lets you see what you would look like with various transformations. Thanks to Miss Ann Thrope for the link.

So here's the photo I started with:



And here's apparently how I'll look when I'm old:



And as a baby:



And as a black man:



And if painted by El Greco:



And if I were drunk:



And, finally, the one that was the funniest was if I were half ape: