Pope Joke

The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many
doctors, none of who could figure out how to cure him. Finally he
was brought to an old physician. After about an hour's
examination the physician came out and told the cardinals that he
had some good news and some bad news.

The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder
of the testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal.
The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to
have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who
argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the
doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but
under four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an
uproar. Over the noise a single voice asked, "And what are the
four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause....

The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so
that she cannot see with whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear
with whom she is having sex."

"And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she
figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked,

"And the fourth condition?"

The Pope replied, "Big tits."

Added: 9/06/2005 08:30:00 AM
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