Avitable-isms: Tact is for the weak

Why does this seem more tragic than the "real" tragedy of Hurricane Katrina?

"2:11 A.M. - ATLANTA (AP) -- Such emotional scenes were repeated perhaps thousands of times along the Gulf Coast last week as pet owners were forced to abandon their animals in the midst of evacuation.

In one example reported last week by The Associated Press, a police officer took a dog from one little boy waiting to get on a bus in New Orleans. 'Snowball! Snowball!' the boy cried until he vomited. The policeman told a reporter he didn't know what would happen to the dog.

At the hospital, a doctor euthanized some animals at the request of their owners, who feared they would be abandoned and starve to death. He set up a small gas chamber out of a plastic-wrapped dog kennel."

Added: 9/04/2005 11:42:00 AM
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