Memes for adults

Purloined from Su. It's 40 questions long, so I put the other 30 behind the link:

1. What's in the glove box of your car?

Since I have to clean my hands constantly, there is a roll of paper towels, a pack of handwipes, hand sanitizer, a pen, notepad, and insurance/registration information.

2. Favorite classes in college (or high school):

In high school: Chemistry and Math. They were easy and fun.
In college: Japanese. I loved learning the language.
In law school: Commercial Transactions. Statute based law was intuitive for me.

3. Shampoo brand:

Aveda. That's right, I use expensive fancy shampoo.

4. Favorite piece of furniture you own:

My desk chair. I sit in it 16 hours a day or more. It's a Herman Miller Aeron Chair that cost over $800, but it's the most wonderful chair in the world.

5. Idea of a really good first date:

Just the typical dinner and movie, but with great conversation and chemistry.

6. Favorite fruit:

I don't eat fruit. If I did, probably pears.

7. Pick a passage from a favorite book:

Anything from Stephen King's Dark Tower opus.

8. What would you eat for dinner if it were your last night on earth?

Filet Mignon, Oscar style, mashed potatoes with parmesan peppercorn butter, and chocolate lava cake. It's actually the meal I have at Fleming's every few weeks.

9. Free Will or Destiny?

Everybody has free will, but some people obviously are destined to do great things.

10. What would you sing at karaoke?

"Not a girl, not yet a woman" by Britney Spears

11. Sweater or Sweatshirt?

Neither. I don't own anything heavier than a short-sleeved polo shirt. One of the benefits of living in California and Florida.

12. Paris, NYC, Tokyo, or Rio de Janeiro?

Tokyo. Or none.

13. What do you wear to bed usually?

Full length flannel pajamas with feet, and Transformers on them. Oh wait, no - underwear.

14. If you dyed your hair, what colour would you dye it?

I've wanted to go jet black or purple.

15. If you went back to school, what would you study?

Eventually I want to get a PhD, but I don't know what field yet.

16. Gum or mints?

I'm addicted to gum. I buy cases in bulk online.

17. Recurring nightmares?


18. Age & location of first kiss?

13. At the movies.

19. Describe your favourite pair of shoes:

I only own one pair of shoes - black sneakers with red laces - because I have no need for other shoes.

20. What movie/tv character do you feel like you relate to most?

John Cusack's character in Grosse Pointe Blank. I just wish I could be a hitman!

21. First CD purchase:

I'm embarrassed. Wilson Phillips. I was a fucking child!

22. First concert:

Barenaked Ladies.

23. Do you like camping?

It has to be the perfect cool temperature, and there can't be lots of people around, and I'll have a great time.

24. If you were doomed to be mauled to death by an animal, what animal would you prefer that to be?

An earthworm. Good luck, fucker!

25. Do you/would you own a gun?

I do not, but I might consider it given certain circumstances.

26. What religion would you like to know more about:

I took so many religion classes in college I almost minored in it, so I'm pretty comfortable with my religious knowledge. Ooh, except Scientology!

27. Favourite food as a kid:

Raisin Bran.

28. How many languages do you speak?

I speak English natively. I used to be semi-coherent in Japanese, and my Spanish, while rusty, is decent. I can definitely speak Pig Latin, and most importantly, I can speak woman.

29. If you were a natural disaster, would you be a tornado, hurricane, or earthquake?

A hurricane.

30.If you could make one state in the US just go away, which state would that be?

Texas. As long as President Shrub was still in it.

31.How many prescriptions do you take?


32. Lake or Ocean?

Oceans are awesome. Lakes are creepy and nasty.

33. What is the worst lie you've ever told to get out of work, (and don't say you've never lied to get out of work, because that my friend is a lie and you know it)?

I said I broke my arm. Didn't think that one through very well. I was like 15 at the time and hadn't yet reached my current genius-level intellect.

34. Do you carry a backpack, a satchel or "man bag", tote bag, brief case, or a backpack on wheels?

Nope. If it won't fit in my pockets, fuck it.

35. Have you ever been arrested/cited for anything other than traffic violations?

The important question is have I ever done those things, not have I been caught.

36. Would you ever move for/with a significant other?

Yes. Did both.

37. What was the weirdest thing you had to dissect for biology?

Pig fetus.

38. Would you ever consider spending some time at a nudist colony?

I'm a big fat hairy guy - we thrive at nudist colonies!

39. Best thing you can cook?

Steak. Potato.

40. If you were going to donate 1000 dollars to a charity, what would that be?

Well, they say that charity starts at home, so I'd give it to me.

2 Thoughts:

Blogger Webmiztris said...

Wilson Phillips....

hee hee!

5/15/2006 11:24 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

LMAO...Wilson Philips!

Mine was...(hides head in shame)...Anita Baker...ROFL!

5/15/2006 9:05 PM  



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