And this is a tad explicit, but the look on her face just cracks me up:
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And the dialogue went something like this:
I want to suck your cock. I'm going to just stick it in my mouth and mfgh fmfk kffmmgh hgmkk.
Also, she has a certain Stevie Wonder look about her in the first picture.
Sorry Stevie.
Yeah, maybe that's a tad explicit.
American horror was much better in the 70's as well. At least J-horror still rules, at least the movies I've come to view as the Blood & Titties genre.
Su: Hahaha!
Grant: J-Horror has taken the urbanization of the world very well and created horror movies around the fact that most of their population doesn't live in big deserted woodland areas. I think that works very well. America still has a lot of creepy wooded areas, though, so I think it's a harder sell here.
OMG! I opened this the first time whilst still at work and was like, oh shit! IT is gonna have a field day with me.
You need a code for NWS - ooh, how bout that? :)
Sera: I keep my bukkake pics in my private collection. :)
Steph: Sorry about that. There shouldn't be too much of that being posted - the occasional celebrity tit and that's about it. I just saw the look on her face and had to post it.
Chas: Clearly the point is to make every ugly bastard out there think he has a chance with an artificially hot woman. :)
omg, that combover is making my skin crawl....lol
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