I've read a few blogs about what the author would or wouldn't do for a million dollars. It got me thinking.
I'm a moral black hole. I don't have any personal restrictions against taking lives or ruining lives or destroying lives, especially if I'm getting compensated. A hundred dollars, a million dollars, whatever. If I were going to have to eat something disgusting, like a steak cooked well done, or vegetables, it would definitely have to be closer to a million. Other than those two issues, I can't really think of anything that would be so horrible that I wouldn't want to withstand it for some cold, hard cash. So it's assumed that I'll have the million bucks. The more pressing question is what would I do with it? Start with 1,000,000. Pay taxes. I'm left with $600,000. Pay off the house. I'm left with $300,000. Pay off our student loans. I'm left with $0. Wow. That was fast. Fuck that. I want 10 million! |
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