Twist on the Nigerian 419 Scam

Got this email today, from tonyfred.wi@tiscali.co.uk. The best part of this scam is that instead of using the word "divorced", he says "my mother and father have devoured before my father die". That made me laugh:

Good Day:
I am Tony Fred Williams I am 14 years old I live in Manchester(UK) before my father die, now I live with my mother in Scotland. my father is

from Manchester (UK) and my mother is from Scotland. my late father Mr.
Fred Williams was a Contractor in Manchester(UK) before he die in a car accident last 2 years July 9th 2003. he left $50Million (Fifty Million
Dollars) in his account before he die. The $50Million is in (First Union National Bank UK) I have been trying to collect the money from (First

Union National Bank UK) but the MD CEO told me to go and look for some body that is honest and old enough to help me collect the money.

I could have tell my mother to assist me to collect the $50Million for me but my mother and father has devoured before my father die and my father told me to not have anything to do with my mother I donâ??t even want her to know because what my father told me before he die was true, now that I stay with my mother in Scotland she donâ??t even have time for me all she do is to take hard drugs and to bring men to the house and she also hit me all the time.

I donâ??t want to have anything to do with her, I just want some body that is old enough and honest to help me collect the $50Milion from the bank as I am too young to take care of $50Million. Please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the $50Million from the bank I will

give you 40% and take 60%. I have all documentation on my name you can confirm from the bank. i am the indeed benefited Next of Kin to my late father Mr. Fred Williams. The MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) told me to look for some body that is honest and old enough so that he can

send the $50Million to the person account immediately.

If you can help me i will contact the MD CEO (First Union National Bank
UK) and tell him that i have found a honest person who want to help me collect the $50Million. so when you contact him he will know it is me that sent you to contact him.

I will give you is contact so that you can contact him to enable him send the $50Million to your provided account immediately Please help me.

I will be waiting for your urgent reply so that i can give you the contact of the bank and send you the last statement of account of my late

father and i will also send you my picture and my birth certificate.
Please Help me reply back on my private email: tonyfred.w@box.az so i can

send you all information you need.

Best Regards

Tony Fred Williams.