Of all the shit email to get . . .

It's shit like this that makes me wish 99% of the fuckers in the world were dead. It's stupid, an assault on the eyes, it appeals to the stupidest fuckwits in the world, and it makes absolutely zero sense. I've pasted it in its entire, eye-fucking, obnoxious glory. I think that there should be a new rule that if you receive this type of email from someone, you have the right to kill their children.:


Da rt Test...


THIS IS A POWERFUL MESSAGE. PLEASE READ ALL OF IT. I AM
PASSING IT ON BECAUSE I AM CERTAINLY NOT ASHAMED TO DO
SO.


In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a
laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking..............

Dart Test..


A young lady named
Sally , relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith . She says that Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.

One particular day,
Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day.

On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry , and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture.

Sally's
friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend . Another friend drew a picture of his little brother . Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased with the overall effect she had achieved.

The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the students threw their darts with
such force that their targets were ripping apart . Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Dr. Smith , because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any darts at her target. Dr. Smith began removing the target from the wall.

Underneath the target
was a picture of Jesus . A hush fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced.

Dr. Smith
said only these words... " In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me ."
Matthew 25:40.

No other words were necessary; the
tears filled eyes of the students focused only on the picture of Christ.

This is an easy test; you score
100 or zero . It's your choice.

If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions.


J e s u s said, " If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you, before My Father ."

N
ot ashamed ... pass
this on .

A
s h a m e d . . . d e l e t e
i t .

Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash
Go d and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.


Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the
Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "
I believe in God " but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God ).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and! they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the L o rd , people think twice about sharing .

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of
Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what
God thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on? ... I did

2 Thoughts:

Blogger Janet said...

So.... tell us how you REALLY feel :D

4/18/2006 11:12 PM  
Blogger Avitable said...

I think that pushing theological concepts on people who don't want it through a horribly written, painful-to-read, ugly mass email should be grounds for execution by fireants.

Let me guess - you send those types of emails out, too, don't you?

4/19/2006 7:16 AM  

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