Q. How did the pirate stop smoking?
A. He used the patch.

Q. Why was the pirate movie rated R?
A. Because of all the booty.

Q. What did the octogenarian pirate say on his birthday?
A. Aye, matey!

Q. Mr. Pirate, why do you havea steering wheel down the front of your pants?
A. It's drivin' me nuts!

Q. Did you hear about the pirate who had a price on his head?
A. It was $2 ... because he was a buccaneer.

Q. How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A. A buck an ear!

Q. Why did the pirate go to see his shrink?
A. To get something off his chest.

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