Boring story, great picture

While an otherwise uninspiring example of how stupid most people are, especially the drooling retards who use text messaging as their main mode of communication, this article is worth it for the oh-so-sad mugshot of the alleged idiot.

LINCOLN, Neb. -- Lincoln police have arrested a teenager that they said was selling marijuana via text messaging.

Jacob Lyman, 18, was arrested on two counts of distribution.

Police said Lyman was sending out text messages that said, "Marijuana for sale." After a tip, investigators said they contacted his phone and bought marijuana from Lyman on two separate occasions.

4 Thoughts:

Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

I am a drooling retard and damn well proud of it! (but I wouldn't sell crack through SMS...)

5/04/2006 11:11 AM  
Blogger Sera Skywalker said...

Well, they do it here, too. Sell per SMS. I mean, they know the people and everything and then exchange dates, amounts and so on. But they don't advertise. Not per SMS, anyway.
That dude sure is an idiot.

5/05/2006 5:38 AM  
Blogger Avitable said...

I just think that anyone whose primary mode of communication is SMS will lose the ability to actually relate to people eventually.

So it's just easier to want them all to die.

5/05/2006 7:49 AM  
Blogger madbull said...

Oh fuck. What a dumbass.. Anyway 'dealers' who aren't smarter deserve to get arrested.

5/07/2006 4:22 PM  



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