Now, onto the meme. It's called Three Words or Less. The challenge is to answer each question in (duh) three words or less. However, just to make it a bit harder, I'm going to answer each question in exactly three words.
1. Where is your cell phone? On my desk
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Maybe in fantasies
3. Hair? It's started disappearing
4. Your mother? Dispenser of Guilt
5. Your father? Like a Rock
6. Your favorite item? Huge Ass TV
7. Your dream last night? Flying naked, again
8. Your favorite drink? Diet Coke, Lime
9. Your dream girl? Avril Lavigne's clone
10. The room you are in? My blue office
11. Your fear? Having no money
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Fucking loaded, man
13. Who did you hang out with last night? Clown, Leah, Amy
14. What are you not? Tactful, modest, stupid
15. Are you in love? Many times over
16. One of your wish list items? DVD: Rocky Balboa
17. What time is it? It's almost eleven
18. The last thing you did? Masturbated to donkeys
19. What are you wearing? My birthday suit?
20. Your favorite book? Anne Rice's Interview
21. The last thing you ate? Miniature frozen pizza
22. Your life? Just about perfect
23. Your mood? Happy as usual
24. Your friends? Kick ass motherfuckers
25. What are you thinking about right now? Donkeys fucking others
26. Your car? Must. Go. Faster.
27. What are you doing at this moment? Working and working
28. Your summer? Same as fall.
29. Your relationship status? Fourteen different wives
30. What is on your TV screen? Chronicles of Narnia
31. When is the last time you laughed? Every few minutes
32. Last time you cried? Bruce's death - Armageddon
33. School? It was fun.
34. Wishin hopin thinkin prayin? Fisting, Stroking, Coming
35. What are you listening to? Avril Lavigne
36. Where do you want to be right now? Land of Oz