World's oldest woman?

. . .Friends and relatives of Cruz Hernandez's gathered on Wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world's oldest person.

Hernandez, who relatives say spends most of her time dozing and no longer speaks . . .

She's not dozing most of the time and no longer speaking, you idiots! She's fucking DEAD!

That is all.

3 Thoughts:

Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

LOL. that was wrong.

5/05/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

holy cow dude.

5/05/2006 1:29 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

I'm having visions of Monty Burns.

5/07/2006 2:43 PM  



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